Cards

Description: He might be smol But he is cheer So wear him on you Thru-out year

Description: It's two pretty birbs (or 'birds' if you're an ol' fuddy-duddy who can't get with the hip lingo).

Description: Classic footwear. Good for formal events and the occasional cattle drive.

Description: Okay! Terrific! Good Job! Express your enthusiasm in a language you don't know or understand.

Description: Spread your cheer with polygons and gradients the color of your mood. [Color Combos: Classic T-shirt Teal or Turquoise Heather]

Description: Be like the cat. Relax in front of a full moon or something.

Description: "Hello, my name is ANDy"

Description: 95 mph. They'll never see it coming.

Description: It puts things in perspective to remember that no matter what we build, in the end, humans will lose. Our buildings will crumble but nature will trudge onward.

Description: As a public service announcement, Mr. Canarian would like to remind you that, contrary to popular belief, staying positive produces myriad benefits for both you and your community; and, yes, that is the correct use of the word myriad. It is an adjective.

Description: You love your pack. Show it off in a colorful way.

Description: Small. Cute. Mean.

Description: Excited McFriendly, the world's greatest greeter, will never be a guard dog.

Description: Sweetload McStomach, head security guard, is on the job one hour a day, seven days a week.

Description: "It's just a hose, but you just hold it like this and look...look, I can do...look at all the moves I'm doing. Inst--Instant Tai Chi. You watching? I'm still go---going. Check it out. Infinite moves. Moves all day. Forever."

Description: Bright and classy, the Valid Opinion logo looks good on everyone.