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Description: Classic footwear. Good for formal events and the occasional cattle drive.

Description: Okay! Terrific! Good Job! Express your enthusiasm in a language you don't know or understand.

Description: A recreation of little league jerseys from the early 80's. Wear with pride.

Description: Be like the cat. Relax in front of a full moon or something.

Description: "Hello, my name is ANDy"

Description: 95 mph. They'll never see it coming.

Description: Because, let's be honest, it's the only fun one.

Description: It puts things in perspective to remember that no matter what we build, in the end, humans will lose. Our buildings will crumble but nature will trudge onward.

Description: As a public service announcement, Mr. Canarian would like to remind you that, contrary to popular belief, staying positive produces myriad benefits for both you and your community; and, yes, that is the correct use of the word myriad. It is an adjective.

Description: A proper type of gent, Mr. Canarian looks dapper in his professional portrait.

Description: You love your pack. Show it off in a colorful way.

Description: Small. Cute. Mean.

Description: Excited McFriendly, the world's greatest greeter, will never be a guard dog.

Description: Sweetload McStomach, head security guard, is on the job one hour a day, seven days a week.

Description: This harmonograph-inspired wall art print features muted tones and calming shapes.

Description: My best one yet.

Description: If no one else is on your side, you can always trust Encouraging Apple. [Color Combos: Classic T-Shirt Light Blue, Cream, Vintage Green]

Description: When life seems hard you can always count on a warm word from Encouraging Tomato. [Color Combos: Classic T-Shirt Light Blue, Cream, Vintage Green]

Description: "It's just a hose, but you just hold it like this and look...look, I can do...look at all the moves I'm doing. Inst--Instant Tai Chi. You watching? I'm still go---going. Check it out. Infinite moves. Moves all day. Forever."

Description: Bright and classy, the Valid Opinion logo looks good on everyone.